November First

angsty day of where your friend would tell u to wait until november first, and then you wait all that time to dind out nothing will happen and u fell for it

Friend 1: Omg yo yo yo friend its november first whats gonna happen
Friend 2: Nothing. Its november first. If u want something to happen, make something happen yourself.

by lemonsareverysour October 27, 2022

First beat

A person you first had sex with

'She was my first beat'

by Drop it June 22, 2016

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

assk first

What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.

I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

First Mouth

First Mouth is what we aliens like to call human belly buttons.

Sam: Hey Dean watch out for those aliens ok man, they are putting dildos in peopls first mouths.

Dean: This sounds like a good time for some pie.

by 769thefrogdrankwine July 18, 2019

First love

Someone you think about from time to time even though you both stopped talking a long time ago. Things such as certain weather, songs and acronyms can someone trigger the memory you both had. You long for the feeling again and he/she/they pops up in your mind when you’re feeling down or when you hit rock bottom. You wish they are still here. You both don’t necessarily have to be in a relationship before to feel this kind of feeling. Sometimes you might even fall for people who display even the slightest bit of resemblance to him/her. At the end of the day, you still carry on with life with the memories that you both had & you cherish it.

*The night we met by Lord Huron plays*

“This reminds me of my first love I met back in 2020”

by cakeyg July 26, 2022

First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂

‘Oh look it’s first years’

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’

by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019