Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 28, 2025

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Steamy Bryan

When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.

I was just sitting there and he performed a steamy Bryan on me. Ruined my night.

by ToiletBryanThoughts November 24, 2021

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pulling a bryan

being late as fuck to work

where’s kaelec? oh, he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024

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pulling a bryan

being late

where’s kaelec? oh he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024

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Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 20, 2019

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