Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 14, 2018

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

I think Brett changed my Tom Collins to a Susan Collins

by Lokmann October 6, 2018

Susan Collins

Alcoholic cocktail - 1 part warm beer, 2 parts spaghetti and ketchup, and a splash of perjury. Also known as the Date Rape Daiquiri. Best served to someone already blackout drunk.

She should have known she'd end up with a privileged prick on top of her after he drank four Susan Collins drinks.

by Feral Feminist October 7, 2018

Susan Wainwright

The most wonderful premade sim ever, and the goddess of premade sims.
Well, she is'nt, but she's infamous due to being very obsessive.

Man1: Oh, that Kaiko girl is so taken with Susan Wainwright!
Man2: Yeah she is.

by Kaiko Valley April 29, 2018

Susan

The name of a Karen's mom. If Karen doesn't get her way she will bring Susan into the picture .

Joe: That Karen's mom was a Susan
Frank: Yeah you can tell by her shitty car
Joe and frank: hahahaha

by Dad with no milk August 12, 2022