Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.

I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.

by Mikev August 25, 2021

stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

Stress

2 essays for 20% each and 2 tests for 30%. Your first paper is due Thursday

“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”

“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”

by GoodOleKnag October 30, 2017

Over-Stressing Disorder

a non medical term meaning Mental, physical, and or emotional tension caused by a threatening or overwhelming situation and or a fear of being stressed out that affects a persons lifestyle. Typically leads to more profound traits such as Suicide, OCD, and PTSD

Bill was diagnosed with Over-Stressing Disorder

by CrackerTweaker October 24, 2019

stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022