penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.

wow, that penguin hat is totally awesome

by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011

penguin hour

The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.

The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.

It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.

Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.

Verb: to hit the penguin hour.

A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!

by Nebet May 9, 2011

Penguin

A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels.

Wow, what a penguin!

by ilessthan3you January 29, 2009

twirling penguins

wasting time

i just spent three hours twirling penguins

by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

Midwestern Penguin

A nickname for a duck

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.

by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015

flying penguin

Similar to ski poling by a girl, but a guy sitting between 2 girls and fingering them backhanded. Hands and arms flailing away like a penguin flapping his wings, trying to fly.

Tom was sitting between these two girls on the couch, looking like a flying penguin, with his hands between their legs hammering away.

by QQQQ55 February 10, 2022