An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
Get the Mustache Mafiamug. a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
Get the crystal mafiamug. West Auckland the place for the sesh up the furs all a mad bunch of bastards got ya local fag house 4 pound a box bargain for us lot or even better they tend to go half’s which is 2 pound can’t go wrong if you find a bra in the furs don’t worry it’s only Brodie’s ya get jack who chores peoples bikes and doesn’t know when to stop the drink ya get kaitlyn who smokes 40 fags a day and about 100 energy drinks ya get reanna who can not get over a boy and drinks her life away then ya get Mia and Hannah who only drink certain times but make it look like they are alcoholics Mia can’t hack it we also have a local called Abi who likes a big fat doobie on a night and then we have a girl who wishes she was a local goes by the name Elle and lastly we have got cath who calls her self a nun tihat much she is starting to believe it and we all go by the name of the Auckland mafia
by A mad bastard December 10, 2019
Get the Auckland Mafiamug. The Ones Of The Highest Order. Just Like A Bill Our Face Can Change But Our Value Is Never Taken Away. It Is A New Time. Hermit Mafia Must Prosper.
by Elotez December 7, 2021
Get the HERMIT MAFIAmug. Another way of referring to the LGBTQ community. They're compared to Mafia because they're aggressive againt everyone that isn't part of the community and they always kill people because sex between gays doesn't make any children. No childern = no future for society. BTW I'm super straight, so anyone that doens't accept my sexual interest is super phobic
by dj cbv May 26, 2022
Get the Alphabet Mafiamug. Four girls who commonly refer themselves as the Blonde Mafia or "BM" for short. They drive in a gold Lexus RX300 and blast their favorite songs with the wicked stereo. They are blonde, fearless, intimdating but loved. They create natural wind while walking. They use words like "busted", "abso", "de frickin licious", "blah blah blah", and "whatev" to emphasise their speech.
There goes the Blonde Mafia/BM in the Mafia Mobile, I wonder what trouble/party they are going to get into next.
by Blonde Mafia June 18, 2006
Get the Blonde Mafiamug. by aesthetella March 21, 2022
Get the alphabet mafiamug.