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Auckland Mafia

West Auckland the place for the sesh up the furs all a mad bunch of bastards got ya local fag house 4 pound a box bargain for us lot or even better they tend to go half’s which is 2 pound can’t go wrong if you find a bra in the furs don’t worry it’s only Brodie’s ya get jack who chores peoples bikes and doesn’t know when to stop the drink ya get kaitlyn who smokes 40 fags a day and about 100 energy drinks ya get reanna who can not get over a boy and drinks her life away then ya get Mia and Hannah who only drink certain times but make it look like they are alcoholics Mia can’t hack it we also have a local called Abi who likes a big fat doobie on a night and then we have a girl who wishes she was a local goes by the name Elle and lastly we have got cath who calls her self a nun tihat much she is starting to believe it and we all go by the name of the Auckland mafia
by A mad bastard December 10, 2019
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Mafia Welfie

- a person who plays an online game that allows you to play for free but also allows you to invest in your game. which in its own right is fine. The individual achieves Chav or Welfie status when they start using scripts and cheats to get what they refuse to pay for. This is usually accompanied by a predominant amount of complaining about "Plastic Players" Credit Card Players" etc who are willing to put an investment into the game to enhance their experience. The sad part is these Welfies and Chavs dont realize that if the CC players didnt pay in...they wouldnt be able to play the game for free themselves, if at all.
"That guy last night was complaining that his script wouldn't work so he couldn't keep up....you just know the guy is a Mafia Welfie, wont put a dime in and still doesn't think someone who invests should have anything better than he does...What a Chav!
by FritzShuffMad July 27, 2011
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Truck Mafia

A collection of faggots who think liking trucks, lady dippers, rebel flags, and cowboy buttsex are all qualities to make them "country"
Bro, join the truck mafia, we have stickers! YEE YEE dip Skoal where my lady dippers at?
by sneakerhead03 June 7, 2016
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HERMIT MAFIA

The Ones Of The Highest Order. Just Like A Bill Our Face Can Change But Our Value Is Never Taken Away. It Is A New Time. Hermit Mafia Must Prosper.
HERMIT MAFIA changed my life for the better.
by Elotez December 7, 2021
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Alphabet Mafia

Another way of referring to the LGBTQ community. They're compared to Mafia because they're aggressive againt everyone that isn't part of the community and they always kill people because sex between gays doesn't make any children. No childern = no future for society. BTW I'm super straight, so anyone that doens't accept my sexual interest is super phobic
Omg, it's from the alphabet mafia. Stay far from them.
by dj cbv May 26, 2022
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Blonde Mafia

Four girls who commonly refer themselves as the Blonde Mafia or "BM" for short. They drive in a gold Lexus RX300 and blast their favorite songs with the wicked stereo. They are blonde, fearless, intimdating but loved. They create natural wind while walking. They use words like "busted", "abso", "de frickin licious", "blah blah blah", and "whatev" to emphasise their speech.
There goes the Blonde Mafia/BM in the Mafia Mobile, I wonder what trouble/party they are going to get into next.
by Blonde Mafia June 18, 2006
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alphabet mafia

“i’m repping the alphabet mafia
“these bitches gay! good for them. good for them”
by aesthetella March 21, 2022
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