El Leandro

When a women squats over your face; as you lick her butthole, while cupping her buttcheeks.
I thought she was a good girl, until she let me perform EL LEANDRO!
by Scott Goodwin May 21, 2007
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el Dgalado

El dgalado is a spanish/italian male nickname originating from italian car Lamborghini Garllado resembling a brave, bold, sharp, intense, unique character, the original meaning of this name is greatest of them all.
El galado is considered as a go getter he gets what he wants regardless of any situation the end goal is success.
by origions.com January 06, 2021
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El Clampos

An adjective used to describe a person that has incredible defense when playing basketball.
"Tony I keep telling you I got El Clampos.
by ruynater123 October 16, 2017
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El-Rufa'i

A pure capitalist and wicked person, who is always ready to crush anybody who want to be a barricade to him
El-rufa'i: Elrufailate them so they won't take you for granted
El-rufa'i:Please do not elrufaize me
by Soomarue February 05, 2020
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El Compacto

The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.

Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.

His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.

He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.

Enemies: mousetrap cars

El Compacto drowns fish.

he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.

The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.

El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.

PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?

Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
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el spiffo

Rapper From Atlanta Ga, Real Popular With Trap Music . Has A Song Called I Want, Where He Literally Talks About How He Can Fuck Any Bitch He Want.
He Can Fuck Any Bitch He Wants? He's Such An El Spiffo
by I Love Trap December 15, 2017
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El presidente

Someone, typically an authority figure. Whom says that they are in your favor; but is actually trying to screw or otherwise fuck you over. Often for personal reasons.
"Hey man you remember the other night when the boss told me that he would wright me a letter of recommendation for a job at corporate?"
"Yeah."
"Well he didn't. He threw me under the bus, and not only that, he instead wrote one for that one chick in accounting you know the roomers."
"Damn dude that's pretty El presidente of him."
by 19.2 volt July 19, 2021
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