keeps the change

The act of swallowing a man's cum

I shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.

by LargePete March 28, 2003

Change Fiddler

Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.

Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.

Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.

by Shareeb4Prez March 05, 2010

Trunk Change

change you find all over your car.

Dude we don't have enough we have to find some trunk change!

by keeeeexo May 16, 2009

changing the subject

When you are getting roasted and then all of a sudden change the subject to get out of it.

*someone is getting roasted*

Guy- you have a fucking 2 inch soft dick

Rostee - oh English today was so funny

Guy - ooh changing the subject

by Tony the toenail March 06, 2018

chunk of change

A large amount of money.

* refered from Free Dictionary.

You'd have to agree that $80 million is a big chunk of change by anyone's standards.

by LangueVivisectinGeek March 05, 2016

climate change

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.

The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?

by The Original Agahnim November 01, 2021

Climate change

This will affect every single human being living on this planet. Please understand that we can’t just say thank u, next and leave it to the next generation!

Climate change will kill us in around 12 years time...we need to change this or you’ll soon be telling everyone your goodbyes

by buteralovhes May 23, 2019