Chaos Agent

A person who simply is not part of the program, one who acts only for their own pleasure in a way that causes harm or disorder.

Actions of Chaos Agents vary widely, scaling from petty personal relations to being a malignancy towards their society.

01 : "Brian is a total fucking nob, pulls a fast one on us the second the police show up despite causing the whole thing. Bit of a chaos agent..."
02 : "Just wait for 5 years until you see him on the news planting car bombs and publicly hanging people, then you can call him a chaos agent."

by n0tAsp00k December 29, 2024

IRS agent

They steal the green

I hope that that IRS agent shoves a gun up his ass for stealing my green

by Commit tax evasion May 29, 2022

The agent Peely show

The agent Peely show is a Fortnite/ try hard to be funny TikTok he try’s to get attention on social media by posting sorta funny videos by talking to his brother if they are good. If you are at this part and still reading I like to play tf2 and because 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕙𝕚𝕞

Friend 1, agent peely uploaded today!
Friend 2, Finally!
Friend 1, dang, he has a stupid upload schedule. The Agent peely show is a TikToker

by Digital January 11, 2021

Agent 7

a nonexistent splatoon chracter that I use as my name bc im a splatoon nerd IM AGENT 7 NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

FUCK THOSE CLONES

Who the fuck is Agent 7

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

Hug An Agent Day

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess

P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass

by Bambianca March 10, 2023

agent 7

(splatoon) for some reason, everyone thinks that pearl and marina are agents 5 and 6 so everyone thinks theres an agent 7 somewhere, or they got blended up. or they're the next agent to the squidbeak splatoon. seriously?

"yo where is agent 7?"
"they're not even in the lore mate"

by koiyune June 7, 2024

Special Agent Cucky

An up close and personal view of a late night cucking, involving the cuck on their back watching and tongue assisting their partner/wife whilst getting slapped in the forehead with a pair of sweaty balls, around the same time the bull explodes inside the recipient.

During a dinner party, Shawn was subtly labeled Special Agent Cucky as an inside joke between the trio, insinuating he liked to investigate closely while his partner got pumped full of cum.

by Tiggie Bitties May 5, 2023