cracked cake

a poop so hard that it cracks

yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning

by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019

crack a snager

when one goes to guff and let's out little rabbit poos out there bottom!

yo man did you just crack a snager in the line at Poundland?

by IMBACKANDWHAT March 6, 2018

crack gnome

a crack gnome is a slut addicted to acid usually named maddie

isaiah: hey have you seen how high maddie is shes such a slut

amber: yeah shes such a crack gnome

by thatcraccer April 2, 2020

crack a shizzy

another term for a fart. Sons were told not to use the word "fart", to come up with something else.

After a horrible smell of rotten ass filled the car, my son hollered out, "dad, did you crack a shizzy?!" fartpass gaspop

by oldman21 November 30, 2011

flappy crack

a loose, worked, and utterly stretched out ass crack due to multiple simultaneous penis insertions administered daily.

That girl has the worst flappy crack ive ever seen. I didnt even know when my dick was in her ass.

by bublife March 29, 2011

leftover crack

1. an anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic and anti-facist organization rocking the 40 oz.

2. possibly the greatest band ever to intertwine skanking, headbanging, riots, and unity.

3. ...BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE VICTIM!

God, dude, that Leftover Crack show was the best concert i've ever went to. Did you hear about those cowardly skinhead riots afterwards? I wish those close-minded bigots would actually listen to the words of Stza and the crack rock steady beat. I think the world would be a better place.

by thepinktarantula December 15, 2004

e-crack

Devastatingly addictive and time-sucking internet sites such as Facebook and Second Life. You think you can just try it a few times and before you know it you have to do it before breakfast, and instead of lunch. You cruise the PTA meeting for new Mob Wars victims, and find sleep no longer matters. These sites are responsible for much of the decline in American productivity. No manufacturing base left because we all have to work in offices with computers so we can check out LOLcats or youtube. Better yet, work at home to minimize the chances of the boss seeing your amazing porn sites.

Q: How's the family?
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!

by petuniafarmer January 23, 2009