sex badger

What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.

Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.

by theguysatnexttosexbadger February 7, 2014

ass badgered

When you dig in a girls ass like a badger

I ass badgered that bitch last night.

by Johnny hot tits April 22, 2016

Badger day

The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.

I can't wait for badger day!

by Dark Horse 80 February 2, 2020

back badger

A furry bum crack usually a man

His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger

by Kurtvandenbogart October 12, 2016

Rusty Badger

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.

I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger

by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019

Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010

Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017