better than you

amazing, sexy and down right perfect you however are a dipshit!!

You suck! I am better than you!

by JotaJota December 10, 2007

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman

You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

by armins_seashell February 9, 2021

more trouble than it's worth

high maintenance; requiring excessive investments of effort that may not be exceeded by the return

The fact that Glen M. is not a rational actor makes him more trouble than he's worth.

by N1913 July 1, 2005

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

lower than whale shit

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.

Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.

by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017

ain't bigger than a minute

a person male or female who is small, skinny, frail, waif like, tiny, slim and usually sports no booty. Also looks hungry most of the time.

"That girl needs a sandwich, she ain't bigger than a minute"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009