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All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
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Tennis Boat

(SPOILERS FOR RDR2)
In one of the endings for Red Dead Redemption 2 (Specifically helping John with Low Honor) Arthur gets into a fight and is eventually shot by a former member of the gang, Micah. During this sequence, Micah will say *Damn you!" and Arthur will reply with *Damn us both!". The way Arthur says "Damn us both" sounds like "Tennis Boat" which eventually became a meme.
Micah: "You're not better than me, Morgan!"
Arthur: "Whatever you say, you fool!"
Micah: "Damn you!"
Arthur: "TENNIS BOAT!"
*Arthur dies*
by Idfkyoupickone April 14, 2025
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Tennis Snob

A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.
Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!
by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018
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fag tennis

Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.
The pretty boy from Austria and Switzerland banged one of his friends after playing fag tennis.
by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025
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Tennis

To refer to a song on an album that is bad and doesn't fit the overall theme of the album. Most commonly used in reference to slower ballad type songs on an album. Originated from "Tennis (0:0)" on Itzy's "GUESS WHO" EP.
Silver: "Hey, What is your least favorite song on Wonder Girls' Reboot album?"

Bri: "Remember, it is such a tennis."

Silver: "Yeah, I agree glad were on the same page amazing cool awesome friend"
by skeeterboi_seeyalaterboi May 25, 2021
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Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.
I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.
by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024
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tennis rage

an out-of-body experience of indescribable rage. this level 11 anger is normally first discovered when you actually play tennis for the first time and realize you actually suck at tennis.
I can’t believe he did that to me. Now every time I see him I get filled with tennis rage!
by olivanut July 13, 2025
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