TechCrunch

An internet & tech blog which used to be relevant to something, but no longer is. Rather than giving up, they now just post whatever they want without worrying whether or not it's actually true.

"TechCrunch are full of shit"

by Fakey McName March 1, 2009

English teacher science

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.

English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.

by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004

Math Teacher

Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.

My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.

by MIF's baby March 1, 2007

math teachers

seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin

math teachers. that's right.

by trians December 28, 2008

social studies teacher

The best teacher you can think of, although he/she makes some bad puns. He/She is the best teacher you can think of.

Guy: Wow, Social Studies is awesome!
Girl: I know, especially with OUR social studies teacher.

by Schooldick March 23, 2017

Teacher

A person who has been taught that what they are doing is right but is actually wrong. A person who probably did poorly and school and felt they needed to go back. Someone who is normally filled with hatred for people younger then them.

Asshole
Teacher Someone stupid that has a superiority complex
Teacher Someone who is totally useless to how society runs
Teacher Someone who likes to stop people for standing up for themselves

by Altrods March 25, 2007

russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.

the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003