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gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.
Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*
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Crafting table 

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny
Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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steam table 

Located at the oldest restaurant on The Hill, this long table doubles as both a quick hot lunch takeout for the daily special as well as a place to take a shvitz.
Lunch today was great. I hit up the steam table on my way back to the office and got myself a delicious pasta and also got to see Doug nude.

How the turn tables 

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.
David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables
Tabitha is an all around a good, wholesome person.

She will take care of anyone who is considered to be a friend. However that friendship is a very select club.

She has a unique way at looking at things that would come in very handy in problematic issues.

She has a great beauty both inside and out even though she does not see it sometimes.

She has a great sense of Intuition and does not rely on what other people say. But initial intuition can sometimes turn on her. ie relationships.

Her comedy can be innocent at times that any person can relate to or be very dark and her select friends can only truely appreciate it.

Her laughter is contagious even when she doesnt really mean it.

If you do get on her bad side then watch out. She can be very hateful and can hold a grudge against you for years afterwards.

However she will never be mean on the innocent banter you may have with her.

Just like the select number of friends she has she also has a select number of enemies that wouldnt dare to go near her if they value their own life.

She has a heart of gold. Your problems are her problems and that can also be her downfall.

She is the first person to pick you up when you fall and the last person to bring you down.

If you have a TABITHA in your life, do not put her as a side friend. You would be sorely denying a great person in your life.
Tabitha was there when I left my boyfriend and helped me through it.
Tabitha by Unholyturduckin163 October 20, 2019
Took AP Became A Pussy
Acronym that applies to majority of students who took an advanced placement class in high school, essentially meaning that taking an advanced placement class makes you care less about how much effort you put into your work, an excuse to be lazy because you're worn out from school. Also know as Taboo Aliens Betraying Advanced Placement, with the same definition applying
Mary: Hey guys, I have a lot of homework tonight, I think I'm going to skip school tomorrow
Friends: Oh please, own up and get it done!
Mary: Well, TABAP
TABAP by Butt Weave February 20, 2015