Took AP Became A Pussy
Acronym that applies to majority of students who took an advanced placement class in high school, essentially meaning that taking an advanced placement class makes you care less about how much effort you put into your work, an excuse to be lazy because you're worn out from school. Also know as Taboo Aliens Betraying Advanced Placement, with the same definition applying

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The Texas Backhand Slap. The art of licking ones hand and administering a backhand to anyone within reach.