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a spider-man

When a male ejaculate's into his hand and then throws it in the face of another, but then you have to stand proudly in a superhero pose or it is not a proper Spider-Man
Last night I preformed a Spider-Man on my partner and then proceeded to make a sandwich
by Killa-on-a-spree April 16, 2019
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spide

A northern irish townie.
Name comes from the spider tattoos worn by working class men (& women), ex-cons etc. Originally called spider men shorten to spide.
Spides go out with millies/millbags
look at the hack of those spides in their bad tracksuits and knocked off trainers, and wanky baseball hats!
by bite me! June 5, 2003
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spiderman dance

A dance when the person dancing moves his/her arms and hands mimicking spiderman's web shooting, while doing a jigg.
Slauter House has a song called 'Do Da Spiderman'
I turned on that Slauter House and I did da spiderman dance
by jmartinla October 13, 2006
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Spiderman Syndrome

You can say someone is suffering from Spiderman Syndrome, when they offer unsolicited help, make a mess and leave. Someone else has to clean the spider-web's they left.
My manager suffers from spiderman syndrome, he just bulldozed into my current project and made a mess and left, now I've to cleanup everything.
by Suaveitsme December 10, 2009
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spider language

When you speak in incoherent sentences when it's clearly impossible to understand the gibberish you're speaking.
Guy #1: Dude Igut a newzi car

Guy #2: More spider language?
by Coppose May 18, 2018
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Spider nigga

His name is spider nigga. He fucked a radioactive spider and for he past 15 minutes he has been the hoods greatest hero.
Man, spider nigga sure can fuck a radioactive spider
by GOMO G GURU September 14, 2019
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Spider

1: noun- Extremely frightening members of the arachnid family, spiders can be found all over the world. These creatures are eight-legged and carnivorous and most often use silk/webbing to ensnare and bind their prey. Venom is then injected into the incapacitated victim, which pretty much liquefies its insides so that the spider can drink it. Yum.

Some of them just do some creepy attack shit, though... with, like... jumping and strength and evil.

Some spider venom is harmful to humans as well as insects.

And while spiders are found in almost every corner of the globe, it seems that they are all conspiring to scare me individually.

I'm pretty sure at this point that they exist to make me cry.

2: verb- When there is only one swing set on a playground but two individuals wish to swing at the same time, they may choose to spider. One of them, usually the larger, sits forward (normally) on the seat of the swing, and the other straddles that person, facing towards them.
1: Spiders scare the living fuck out of me. Fear of spiders is known as arachnophobia, and can make you extremely paranoid in more intense cases.

2: In sixth grade, Alicia and Betty decided to swing while they were waiting for the bus to come. There was only one, so they spidered. While the two girls giggled together, Alicia proceeded to laugh so hard that she pissed on Betty's shirt. Needless to say, the two aren't friends anymore.
by SeparateGravity April 23, 2009
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