joke stop

The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.

Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.

by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009

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Limo stop

When your driver, while braking, lets up on the brake just as the vehicle comes to halt, so that the wheels don’t lock up, the vehicle doesn’t jerk and you DONT SPILL YOUR MARTINI!!
Smooth baby...

“Zonked out from the airport since my driver knew his biz, limo stops, all the way!!”

by Limorider May 25, 2018

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Shpit Stop

Where a person travelling between destinations (by car, public transport, or on foot) feels the extreme urgency to find a public toilet so they can stop and defecate before they soil themselves.

There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.

Q: "Hey, why are you late?"
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."

by Andrew2017 February 1, 2017

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Curb Stop

The act in which an angered or scorned person forces the person who angered them to bite down on a curb and then pushes the head down with their foot untill curb stoped person dies or breaks their jaw. Also know as a Philadelphia Smile.

Annie; "did you hear that crazy girl Melony curbstopped Cameron?"
Jade: "don't let her hear you talking about that, she'll curb stop you to."

by dontcurbstopmeplease August 19, 2009

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