blog stocker

When you religiously read someones blog whom you are no longer associated with

Stuart is always reading Dana's blog; What a blog stocker!

by hclegg92009 June 19, 2008

gangele socket

A gangele socket is when you become injured severely and you dont take care of it. Resulting in avery nasty set of sores much like herpes.

I got gangele socket in vietnam because I never cleaned my foreskin

by jizzy mcgee April 19, 2009

smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex

similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.

by headgoat September 27, 2011

evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.

Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.

by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

Chocolate socket

A girl who fucks black guys

Girl: I love tall dark and handsome
Guys: we know chocolate socket

by Assault machine January 26, 2017

pop socket

A round plastic or metal phone accessory that allows you to hold your device easier and use it as a stand. Its main function is protecting the iphone from potential falls by absorbing the impact and as a result completely preventing any damage to the phone.You can customize it or get in many different colors or styles.

Mike bought a pop socket to protect his iphone from breaking in case he dropped it

by booob booobson April 21, 2017