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stealth hug

A hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. Stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of "STEALTH HUG!"
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.
"Look over there, there's a three headed monkey! STEALTH HUG!"
by thestumonkey January 17, 2014
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Stealthen

A nice person who's feelings are okay. They tend to look happy but there feelings are sad though. They get angry a lot but they will calm down. They are trouble makers but they will make it up to you
Omg that's a stealthen
by loyce January 1, 2015
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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Stealth Bombing

Insulting a certain individual without them ever finding out
"Damn Tiffany is such a Hitler Cunt" "Why are you stealth bombing on Tiffany so hard"
by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016
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stealing sauce

Every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole Future's style therefore becoming a sauce stealer.
Esco: Yo it's ESCO I probably can't come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.

*BEEP*

Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?

Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!

Pauly: Is this his numbers?

Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram

Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.

Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!

Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?

Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!

Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.

Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!

Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.

Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!

Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.

Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!

Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!

Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!

Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!

Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!

Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!

Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!

Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!

Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.

Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!

Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.

SDA1594
by StealingSauce November 19, 2016
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stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising
Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!
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steal ur bf's jacket day

this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)
omg did you hear it's steal ur bf's jacket day today (March 27?)
Every girl: OMGG where's my bf?!
by crzygirll April 12, 2018
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