Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

Thirsty Squirrel

When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.

I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.

by Ginger Bear September 5, 2018

squirrel mating

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

by siprofesora November 23, 2016

yosemite squirrel

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.

(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.

by emvyous July 2, 2020

Material Squirrel

a different breed, sometimes related to furrys

Slay material squirrel, SLAY!

by materialsquirrel April 29, 2022

Tallahessee Squirrel

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.

Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel

by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012

squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.

look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy

by mike tarudo June 20, 2010