squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

by dachiever August 30, 2016

fleetwood squat

Sexual position; when the woman rides a man, but her knees and feet are out exceptionally wide

My French wife was so excited after watching Europe win the Ryder Cup, we went straight upstairs, and she gave me a Fleetwood squat.

by Powerfulgood September 30, 2018

Squat Thot

Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.

"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

jack squat

Don't know nothing, a person's iq about someone else is 0.

The assistant front end manager, don't know crap about me, she is just another idiot who wants to get me in trouble.

by Saints September 22, 2003

jack squat

the act of not getting anything

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat

by tyler September 19, 2003

squat to piss

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

by Indian Larry March 20, 2010

squat and shake

1. to take a piss and then shake off the rest of it still on your body.
2. refers to the female pissin in the woods

I'm gonna go squat and shake

by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003