twat squat

the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.

a girl gave me a twat squat and now all i smell is fish.

by wink1 December 6, 2011

Shit squat

When you have to shit really bad but you're in a public place so you squat over the seat without touching it

Guy 1: i have to shit but the toilets are all dirty and there's none of those sanitary papers

Guy 2: do a shit squat

by Phantomgammax August 27, 2009

Bomb Squat

Any explosive laxative induced defecation, usually resulting from a revenge attempt

I had to take a bomb squat after eating that laced brownie.

by that one guy who does nothing September 10, 2009

Skank Squat

A man and a woman have anal sex in which the woman is on top squatting on his penis. He releases his load and then puts his mouth on her ass as she defecates.

Curtis: "Yeah we did the skank squat and she got it all in my mouth."

George: "That can't be fun for anyone..."

by The Man Outside Your Window March 1, 2009

Slavic Squat

The only way to drink vodka and play CS:GO simultaneously.

Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.

Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.

by The Real Sheev Palpatine June 23, 2017

knock and squat

The equivalent of "ding-dong-ditching." Knocking(knock) on a neighbors door and quickly hiding(squat) in a bush or behind a tree etc.

Want to go and knock and squat tonight?

Knock on a door and Squat in or behind something.

by Mr. Slippers May 31, 2009

pop a squat

to urinate outdoors, for females only

"Come outside with me, the line for the bathroom is too long... I need to pop a squat..."

"Ewwww, Barb popped a squat in her wedding dress!" lol

by spmfcb March 10, 2011