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squatch

an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.
1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.

2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.
by mrholloway August 5, 2009
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Scratch it, rewind.

Scratch it, rewind;

A phrase used at the moment one is speaking and realizes that they know not what the hell they are talking about, or they run into a massive stutter and must start their point over. The phrase removes what was previously said and the person talking can try again to relay the message that was previously goofed.
Jordan: So we were leaving the party and...er...uhhmm..scratch it, rewind. So we were leaving the party and this bitch says...(continues with story)

Professor Higgby: Okay class, t-t-t-tttt-tttooday. (Pauses until roars of laughter cease) Today, were going to learn Calculus.
by Truth by Daylight February 11, 2008
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Scratch Boy

A nickname for one of the following:

1. one who speaks to Otis Criley in NYC
2. one who loves getting stratched
3. one who experiences the stizz
4. one who is a night-scratcher (post 9-5pm), and fighter of the day scratcher
Average Blo suits up everyday and goes to work from 9 to 5 in Mecca, USA. On his way home on 6th Ave and 31st st., he enters The Tower 58G - a true 4th roommate.

Upon his entrance at the door, he's saluted with, "Scratch Boy!!".

He eats dum dums, night scratches with Otis Criley, blazes crushes, and gets a quick beej in the master room while looking out at lower Manhattan.

Upon his exist, he's waived goodbye with"C-ya Scratch Boy!!"
by JSal @ 1Shy December 30, 2010
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Scratch card

Any female who wears an amount of make up which covers up her true looks. Usually orange. Thick as two short planks with most of her bodily parts being fake.
"She is a scratchcard, rub off the surface to see what you've won."

Nobody wins on a scratch card.
by greeeg June 26, 2014
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squatch

a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.
Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!!
Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!
by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017
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Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.
Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.
by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018
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Scratch

A beginners programming language made by MIT. It is a block based programming language.
In School we use scratch to teach kids computer science
by Tyler Stinson March 29, 2019
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