Spurtle

Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.

She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh

by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023

spuntaneous

Spontaneity while under the influence of methamphetamine.

Tweakers live a spuntaneous lifestyle.

by creativelyced April 27, 2023

spaft

means a person who is so stupid that it is impossible to believe or someone who is so ugly a blobfish would win a beauty pageant before them

"Damn, Mark over there is such a spaft".

"Shut the hell up spaft, you don't know what the fuck your talking about".

by Genocidic_pacifist June 29, 2023

sputterfingers

Someone who points and sputters at people. Accusing, reprimanding, or blaming someone for something. Typically, holding said someone accountable for some bullshit, rather than themselves.

Have you seen that “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme? She is so sputterfingers.

by Maximum Tenacity July 4, 2023

sputterbutt

Explosive diarreah

Jethro was embarrassed when the toilet bowl amplified his sputterbutt.

by 3hourtour August 12, 2024

spünt

Mild disgust before receiving something that you've wanted for a long time.

Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 5, 2023

Spuff (Fake Word)

Spuff was considered by some, in the poorer parts of the UK, to be a usable word. Used loosely by youths in West coast areas.

Professor Legitshit, one of the UK’s leading linguists experts, has since put the word straight…. And said it’s not a word. He likened its use to the rape of the English language.

Spuff (Fake Word) - No known usable examples exist

by RealWords&Facts December 15, 2023