Western Springs

A town in the western suburbs of chicago in which kids branch out to either hinsdale or lagrange because there is nothing to do in that town besides eat at one semi shitty restaurant. Kids here are mostly very sheltered and dont know shit about whats going on outside of the town. there is never anything exciting in this town its an all around boring place filled with rich people with nothing to do but spend there money at snackerz

"hey lets go to snackerz" kid number 1
"no" kid number 2
"what else are we gonna do we r in western springs" kid number 1
"we can kill ourselves" kid number 2
"good idea" kid number 1

by Chf walumpompac January 5, 2009

Desert Hot Springs

A bad city to live in full of crime,drugs and trash.

Desert Hot Springs High School is also a bad place to be. Fights,drugs and 99% Mexican.

Also the parties suck here..the good ones are in Palm Desert

Dont ever come to Desert Hot Springs,it sucks.

by fuck1313 November 15, 2007

Shingle Springs

A boring-ass hick town with three car dealerships, a high school, two liquor stores ran by two different kinds of not!Arabs, fifteen churches, and cheap, plentiful pot. It's like the bastard child of Idaho and California.

We live in Shingle Springs. There's nothing to do but smoke weed.

by Ross_V April 29, 2011

Sphinx

The sphinx is a limestone/rock structure located in the Valley of the Kings, Egypt. It consists of a lions' body and the head of King Khafra. Until 1926 only the head could be seen above ground, until a French-led team excavated the area revealing the entire statue. However, since it has been exposed to both the desert air and pollution from poorly drained 300,000 populous tourist city nearby the condition has declined greatly. The head is expected to fall within 200 years, and it is being eaten away at a rate of 1/5th of an inch per year. Since it was built the shpinx has been under constant maintanence, although the decline of the conquerers of Egypt, the Romans left it to gather dust after withdrawl frrom Egypt. Both the romans and the greeks however did make good efforts to rebuild the crumbling outers of the shpinx. This differes from the industrial-hardcore-and-cement methods used in 1981 by a hasty group of investors. The supreme council of antiquities has since commisioned skilled labourers to do the work properly, using the same methods as were origianally used. The 1981 attempt resulted in repair sections simply falling away, and further eroding the inner beast with high salt adhesives. Ideas for saving the battered head include a steel pole being driven through to the neck. There was a beard added in the eighteenth dynasty, although this fell off, and the fragments are scattered among private collections and museums. The largest chunk is approx. 1/13th of the beard located in London.


The nose of the sphinx is missing, and the face badly damaged.

Contrary to popular myth, the nose was not knocked off by french in the napoleonic wars, nor by the brits in WWI. Photographs show the nose being missing long before WWI, and accounts of the face being in present state predate the napoleonic wars by half a millenia.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Spring Break

A week in which one does not wear pants.

tom-"hey what are you doing for spring break?"
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."

by bitchimgod March 29, 2010

Chester Springs

A beautiful, lovely and picteresque tiny town on the Upper Western Main Line which is mainly known for its legendary horse farms as well as the Ludwig's Corner Horse Show and Country Fair(Eagle Hunt Club).

Residents like the lack of pretension associated with most Main Line towns. Lifestyle here is definitely more laid back than in Gladwyne or Bryn Mawr. Kids don't have Agnes Irwin here but they do have the fab Waldorf School and Seven Stars Organic Farm.

Parents still sport their designer wardrobe but they seem to not be as concerned with status as most of the other Mainliners do.

Life is great in Chester Springs. The highlight of everyone's day is to drive up and down Rte 401 during any season (Spring and Fall being the best), rolling down car's windows, taking a deep breath and smelling the fresh air, grass, trees, even the lovely farms. In the Fall the scenery is beyond magnificent, with foliage comparable to any major New England town.

Chester Springs residents are proud of their address, 19425 is not only the hottest zip code on the Main Line but it is also the safest town in Chester County, and most likely in the top 25 safest town in the country.

Walking into the Upper Uwchlan police station and seeing the cops being the guys you went to high school with.

Walking into the Chester Springs post office and seeing your friends. The town has a great atmosphere, friendly folk living here.

by ChesterSpringsresident March 7, 2008

COLORADO SPRINGS

Founded in the late 1800's by General William Jackson Palmer, it is Colorado's second-largest city. It is cradled between the Rockies to the west and the Monument Divide to the North. It is 6,000 feet above sea level, with a population of about 375,000. The weather can be erratic, going from sun to rain, ro sun again, in a matter of minutes. Some of its attractions, in and around the area, are Garden of the Gods, Pikes Peak, North Pole, and the U.S. Air Force Academy.
Some of Colorado Springs' surrounding cities and towns include, Fountain, Security, Ft. Carson, Black Forest, and Canon City(pronounced canyon).
Also referred to as C-Town, The Springs, and other names.

"Man, this weather is crazy. We must be in the Springs by now."
"The Springs?"
"Yeah. Colorado SPRINGS."

by ANONGENTRY2 August 5, 2008