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Steamboat Springs

a shitty ski town where it is always raining and pissing off all the locals. essentially, the town is fucked. in addition, the town is choc full of stoned ass wipes who want to be black.
Wow this town sucks a fat left nut.

Oh it must be a Steamboat Springs.
by lorenzo canseco October 23, 2011
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Colorado Springs

Home to the best hookah bar I've ever been to - 40 Thieves Hookah Lounge. The only legit thing to do in the Springs if your not 21.
Lauren - Dude, theres nothing to do in Colorado Springs I'm just gonna stay in tonight.

Sammy - Fuck that man - let go to 40.

Lauren - k...


OR


Jeff - So... I need hookah but its really late.

Scott - Fuck it, Lets go to the lounge they are always open and have the best smoke in Colorado Springs, if not everywhere.

Jeff - Not as good as me tea bagging a unicorn, but they are pretty great!
by That Thang December 20, 2008
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springtoberfest

A season found only in small American towns of German or Austrian descent (on rare occasions Swiss). It is some time after the New Year and before it's well known older brother the Oktoberfest (most commonly celebrated in September). Some similarities to the traditional (American) Oktoberfest are; large amounts of sausage and beer is sold, lederhosen and dirndls are in abundance (really any folk costume is worn), a lot of music that has nothing to do with Germany other then it is played on an accordion. It is best described as an attempt to milk what little German tradition is left in 6th generation German Americans.
Jack: Springtoberfest is next weekend. You want to come?
Joel: Great, I have been itching to wear my lederhosen again. You know my great grandmothers father was of German descent, or was that Polish.
by lasana April 28, 2012
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Blue Springs South High School

Blue springs South High School resides in...well Blue Springs Missouri. It’s not a special place, but it’s a place with all types of families with a diverse set of income, not many people stand out. The students who attend Blue Springs are typically complete arrogant retards who let their ego take over any situation. If you ever have a chance to meet one of the students who attend here, you have my sympathy. This school is filled to the brim with kids pissing their pants over dab pens and juul pods (Njoy’s seem to be the replacement to juuls as of recently). The people here will do a back bend in the class and contort their bodies just to proudly show you how many inches of the few that are offered of their own dicks they can fit into their mouths. Don’t worry about offending anyone here, they’ll probably put it on their Snapchat story with a black photo behind the words “this guys an ass hole” yet claiming it’s indirect. The epitome of basic white retards who put the “don’t talk to me, or you’re getting blocked” on their story. If you’re lucky enough to meet one of the people who have some shred of any human decency here they'll probably cheat on you, steal something from you, or talk shit on you as they have no care outside of themselves. But hey, at least the football teams pretty cool.
Person 1: hey what’s up man, did you wanna hit my dab pen in the parking lot of Blue Springs South High School today?

Person 2: nah man, I’d rather suck your dick or my own :)

Person 3: I’m retarded
by Fucknado April 29, 2019
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double-springs cleanse

A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.
"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."
by Creggle Weggles August 21, 2011
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bonita springs

Bonita, ok where do we begin...
Coyote ugly,trash,poop,ugly,hoe

She was from Bonita springs and was skankish
by Nick bonitan September 18, 2013
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Titty Sprinkles

Titty Sprinkles: When A Titty or "Breast" Its Violenty rubbed up against a Cheese Grater as to make Sprinkles. Then The said "Sprinkles" are then Snorted, Like an afrodisiac
Kevin And Adria's Sex Life Was getting a tad boring, so Adria Made titty sprinkles to make things more exiting
Kevin And Adria's Sex Life Was getting a tad boring, so Adria Made titty sprinkles to make things more exiting
by Danny Meigel October 29, 2007
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