spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.

Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.

by cracker in a can September 7, 2005

latin booty shaking 101

a class that one takes solely for the purpose of ogling the eye candy. so named because latin booty shaking is a spectator sport, yet many seeming heterosexual males are very interested in taking part in an activity they have no reason to take part in.

Rick: Dude, do you want to take "nursing" next year?

Astley: Naw brah, that class is so gay

Rick: Lemme put it this way. It's basically "latin booty shaking 101" nawmeeeen?

Astley: Ohhhhhh, dude hellz to the yeah!

by mcsamchilovin' June 14, 2009

speaking in vowels

Oral sex. A reference to the Fight Club quotation: "with a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels."

Devin said he'd have Gabby speaking in vowels tonight for sure.

by nospoon September 10, 2007

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

shaking my ass

slang for “laughing hard in my bed” used mostly in the comment section of instagram lives past midnight

“you deadass got me shaking my ass right now.”

by los G February 7, 2021

love staking

desperately trying to get the attention of a loved one

Cori was love staking Jimmy in History.

by Madison Gardener May 13, 2005