scorpantula

genetic mix of a scorpion and a tarantula.

wow that scorpantula just stung me on the nuts

by mike northman April 28, 2005

smooph

Everything and/or anything

I walked in on a guy in the bathroom and he was smoophin' off and he smoophed all over the place.

by Paul figueroa October 27, 2007

slorp

literally anything outside of eating or drinking.

"John is slorped at dinner."
"What, he wasn't hungry OR thirsty?"

by IceLaic June 18, 2017

Smoopy

A mixture between being SMelly and pOOPY! SM + OOPY = SMOOPY.
It is a serious illness and should not be taken lightly or found humourous. Once detected the "smoopy one" must admit that they are in fact smoopy (which can at times be hard to convince) and then the healing process may begin. We believe there is a cure but until now, no one has actually admitted that they are infact smoopy and therefore cannot receive the required aid. We must help the smoopy of the world!

An example of smoopy being used in a sentence is:
"Neil you are SMOOPY... Get some help, Im worried about you!

by Lisa Reid July 24, 2008

scorpion woman

A very useful term invented by KNM, also used in the big hit, Anchorman.

"You Scorpion Woman!" "Hey Scorpion Woman, can you get me some socks?"

by kelseypooo April 8, 2008

The scorpion

To sit facing the toilet and take a dookie on the bottom of your feet then when this is done the person leans forward with the assistance of there hands to gain momentum and fling the hot load into the toilet over their head.

i didnt know there were so many ways to poo! Today i tried The scorpion and it was amazing!All these pooping positons just spice things up!

by Blow it out your A$$ June 1, 2011

smore

When one takes a massive dump between someone's mattress and bedspring, and then sets the whole thing on fire, leaving the owner of the bed with a crispy treat.

Lo, I abhore the smore. If only having your bed shit between and lit ablaze was as sweet as the campfire treat it was named after. Rather, it killed my cats, and smelled up the loft for a fortnight.

by J-Nast August 9, 2006