Smash and Crash

To purposely become intoxicated and either pass out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite sex at an appropriate social event.

"Mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?"

"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"

by alexbericheath October 4, 2008

Smash OD

An expression of desire to fornicate with another individual. (Usually from a male to a female)

A.J - "Yo Claire is fine as hell! Her ass is mad phat!"
Michael - "Yeah yo! I'd Smash OD"

by A.J & Mike February 4, 2009

Smash dicks

Act of smashing dicks with another person

Go smash dicks with someone

by Tallerthanu504 February 16, 2009

Smash and Splash

The act of masterbating while taking a shit

Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.

by ECARs 2.0 March 11, 2009

shapshot

Shapshot A Moldovan malapropism for a completed, yet half-assed job.

“Hey Eugen, can you send me an update on the project you’re working on?”“Yeah sure, I just finished it, I sent you a shapshot.”

by Woomanizer May 25, 2010

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so many acronyms for so many terms shake my head

smafsmtsmh: so many acronyms for so many terms shake my head

by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy May 26, 2018

Mufasa Smash

Taking a dehydrated dump in the palm of your hand and waiting till someone yawns and opens up wide (like a mufasa roar) and you smash it in their face with full force, with the goal of getting most of feces inside the mouth.

Damn man... everytime I go to that guys house I end up getting a Mufasa Smash for no reason.

by r2d2 Bur 2 the gos December 16, 2011