Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
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Sloth

Fat,Retarted,Slow,Lazy, a Tool,Ugly,an Animal (crazy)
by Cocky_Party April 09, 2016
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Sloth

A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.
Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!
by ManinyourShed March 01, 2017
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Sloth

A person who climbs onto someones wood slowly due to them doing better.
Aye bro you see Josh hop on the Browns bandwagon after they acquired new talent.

Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.
by "GXD" July 27, 2019
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Sloth

She's worse than a Thot she's a Sloth
by EPICDADDY May 22, 2019
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Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.
"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."
by Profiti August 05, 2022
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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando October 17, 2015
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