Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

skinned rat

A slang term for a bloody used tampon. The string helps it to look like a skinned, dead rat

Debbie walked into the public bathroom and some nasty bitch left her skinned rat on the floor

by Ratrodmentzer February 19, 2017

Sweet skin

Having no hair on arms or leg followed by soft skin.

Aye yo ma le me hove some of that sweet skin

by Water tacos July 22, 2015

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles

dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles

by big red (yes guys its me) April 19, 2011

skin the buffalo

Having sex

I gotta go skin the buffalo

by Mule86 March 9, 2017

Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.

After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019