by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024
Get the Situation-Jasonmug. by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017
Get the has a handle on the situationmug. When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.
Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.
by Winc12345 June 1, 2019
Get the Situational ghostingmug. when a straight person is constantly surrounded by gay people; is a part of friend group that is primarily gay
by tonuspokus December 11, 2020
Get the cesar situationmug. A situation is a term used to describe a male and female being in a relationship together. A slang used in place for the term relationship.
by Old Head Joe June 8, 2023
Get the Situationmug. That I did not create. You CHOSE a hostage situation. You chose the dystopian harassment for ME even if it is only happening to me (which it isn't and if the impact has lessened that's another thing for which I'm not being given credit) you CHOSE that and now YOU WANT ME to chose... The thing YOU want to happen. You want me to chose to walk away emptyhanded without you having to interact with me and then never retaliate for the rest of my life. DO I OWE YOU A FAVOR, BITCH!? ARE WE FRIENDS!? WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!? Do you want me to drive your pregnant wife to the hospital for you too? You need a babysitter? How about a foot-rub? That is how HE thinks at a fundamental level! I'm here to serve him and when he steals from me, I also need to make the choices he wants me to make. I'm his servant! That's what it is. I'm doing this guy favors because I owe him something. I either murder kids are his discretion or he locks me up for an "unsanctioned child murder." You got the SANCTIONED ones where he orders a drone strike on you house and then you go the UNSANCTIONED ones where they steal a guys dissertation and that guy stabs a little girl to death in a gas station because what, are you never going to bring your kids to a gas station? THAT is one of the unsanctioned one. So HERE I got to make an appeal to get my child murder sanction by the government.
Hym "And the appeals process is a NIGHTMARE because they just bark the things you say back at you like a parrot. You almost need to carry crackers around I your pocket. And we are just best friends all of us. But usually to get sanctioned you need to get fired explicitly for murder but I just designed the AI they are going to use to make your lives dystopian nightmares. And really it's racist! If I was a JEW... HE WOULD HAND ME THE GUN AND PAT ME ON THE BACK! And then he would GIVE ME A BILLION DOLLARS for the inconvenience of making me have to walk a couple of steps to grab the money from them. It really is absurd. It's almost unbelievable that a hostage situation doesn't work on the Jews! You'd think the would just be like 'Oh god no! Please! Take my kids instead! Here! Here are the keys to my house and car! Don't forget my wallet sir!' Heheheh... JooOooOoooOoos!"
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
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