Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Seattle Special

The act in which your partner, who isn't giving you a blow job, laughs whilst you're inside and simultaneously nose exhales and puffs your member out of thier mouth

"Aww dude he made me laugh so much during sex, I ended up giving him a Seattle Special

by BobangSupreme September 15, 2025

seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

by analvagina December 6, 2013

Kitty from Seattle

A girl who sends you to Urban Dictionary to look up "Korean Baptism" only to find horrendous definition, totally vivid description. Then claims they had no idea. When they specifically told you to go there.

Dude, this is just like Kitty from Seattle

by sweven89 July 21, 2025

Seattle Leaf Blower

The act of getting one's face sat on, then proceeding to blow out air into their ass crack.

"Man, her ass was so fat, I just had to give her dat Seattle Leaf Blower!"

by B Bird June 19, 2025