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seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
by N O G October 24, 2017
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chump season

a declaration upon taking something that isn't yours, but not exactly stealing it...
you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"
by Papa Whale December 16, 2011
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good season

similar to good game except that the recipient is grabbed in the crotch instead.
I went to give Todd a good game but he turned around as I was bringing it in and I good seasoned him instead.
by boom goddess December 9, 2008
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physicians seasoning

an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.
customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.
by soda_jerker June 5, 2015
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sniffing season

The first few weeks of the new year where old flames text, call or email wanting to see "how you've been....." They are sniffing you out to see if you would be open to another round of whatever you had in the past. Wise people will keep it moving and see it for what it is.
Friend 1: I just got 5 texts in 3 days from different guys I dated last year.....What is going on?
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....
by KMGTEXAS January 10, 2014
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sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
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Gemini season

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down the stairs at 14:20
Show that you really care for em as it's a symbol of peace and friendship.
Friend: "You know what time it is.... It's Gemini season baby get ovER HERE!"
Mecha: "F u c k ." *runs*
by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020
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