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Scroting

The act of pulling your scrotum out through the zipper of one's pants, and proceeding to show your friends in a public setting without being caught by bystanders.
Dude quit scroting, the flight attendant just saw your balls.
by Scrote Master November 18, 2009
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De-Scottishification

1, To remove Scottishness
2, To modify Scottishness.
What Scottish businesses are doing at the moment to appease their American customers in the aftermath of the Megrahi release.
Not limited to Scottish companies. For instance a Mexican company whose logo was bagpipes or a wee sleekit temerous beastie or something could be seen to be Scottish & could therefore become commercially disadvantaged by this judicial faux pas. They would, no doubt choose to...De-Scottishify.
The Scottishness which is being removed or modified is the superficial Scottishness such as the tartan, the sporran, the ginger hair. The Scottishness which lies beneath the surface however is not altered. The meanness, the E-numbers, the moaning & groaning, the religious hatred, Dundee, is not visible in the corporate spectrum & therefore it remains intact.

De-Scottishification renders Scots people exactly the same as everybody else.
De-Scottishification
I can descottishify myself by drinking less whisky & eating less porridge & haggis but no amount of moaning & groaning can bring him (Megrahi) back.
by Manny Shinwell September 14, 2009
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Scottish Goodbye

When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.
Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!
by Travizzle October 7, 2014
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True Scottish Pirate Metal

A mick take of True Norwegian Black Metal. It is used to refer to the scottish pirate obsessed power metal band Alestorm. Alestorm were once known as Battleheart and play folk influenced power metal.
You've heard Battle Metal now you need to hear True Scottish Pirate Metal.
by I love silly music May 20, 2009
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Scottie Axeman

Scottie Axeman is a multi media producer,

he writes music for the bands

The Nekrowolves (wolfass)

Ancestr

he also draws Horror themed art and has a manga that has been in the works for since the start of 09

He has drawn art for a few bands all freelance work
a scottie axeman plays music writes songs draws art edits videos and does alot of other shit, but has no job.
by scottie axeman August 8, 2009
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Scottin

a complete badass who will beat you in every drinking game known to man.
These guys turn into a bunch of Scottin's once they get started!
by lucyloo959969 November 5, 2010
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scottish suthons

When one gentleman is anally penetrating another, he stuffs both the penile shaft and testicles into the rectum. Following this, the 'giver' ejaculates, creating a "meaty filling".

Once the carnal act is completed, the 'giver' withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever's rectum prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.
did you hear? Roy gave Bernie a Scottish Suthons. They had to call an ambulance.
by Cornelius Feltch February 26, 2011
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