irish sledgehammer

when a short redhead uses a fat girls stomach as a trampoline, and he jumps up, does a backflip, and lands on his stomach with his doinker in her hoo-hah

Fred: Man, Patrick o'neil o'harris mckinley really gave susy the old irish sledgehammer last night?

George: yeah, and im pretty sure it found its way to youtube.

by buttbush August 7, 2009

rough sledding

The inappropriate use of a tobaggon. The act of forcefully inserting said tobaggon through the anal orifice of a male or female partner, usually resulting in the tearing and/or mastadonic laceration of the anus and surrounding tissue. A twisting or side-to-side credit card sweep can be employed for increased sensation.

I can't sit down today because I was hardcore rough sledding last night.

"Hey Rosco, how about we go for some rough sledding, tomorrow at your place. I'll bring the sled."

by Dr. Kickass May 20, 2006

[Sledgehammer]

A sex act whereupon a person picks the woman up on her side, thrusts, and smashes her head through a wall

i used the Sledgehammer on this chick last night. it was awesome, but the hole in my wall took forever to fix

by arrgh406 January 14, 2009

Sledge

To ignore your girlfriend / boyfriend / spouse for a prolonged period of time.

He is such an asshole I think I will sledge him.

She needs to be sledged to appreciate me.

by Dick Hammersmith September 5, 2005

Sledge

Extremely stupid person.

Arlo said: All work and no play makes Toop a dull boy. All play and no work makes Toop a sledge.

Toope was the name of the unfortunate pupil concerned.

Tup is Welsh for stupid.

by Arlo June 18, 2006

led sled

A car, usually from the 50's (i.e. 49/50 mercury, 49-54 chevrolet) that has had custom work done to the body. Usually peaking, chopping, skirts, lake pipes etc. that involved finishing/molding with lead - as in the days before Bondo. Rapdily a lost art, leading is still practiced by a few who appreciate the longevity and other issues present with a modern filler.

Look at that cool 50 Mercury with the frenched lights and lowered lid, that's a real led sled.

by pbrtillidie May 29, 2009

Sledgehammer

A tie with an overly exentuated knot, that resembles a sledgehammer.

GUY 1: 'I'm sick of my boring old tie'
GUY 2: 'Why dont you spice it up with the SLEDGEHAMMER?'
GUY 1: 'Alright!'
(GIRLS SWOON UPON LOOKING AT THE SPLENDOR OF WHAT IS THE SLEDGEHAMMER)

by himz February 16, 2008