sandbag

(verb) To screw around or work on other things while you are supposed to be completing a task or working on something.

Bob looked to be a promising hire with his Princeton degree and impressive summer internships. But when his boss checked his internet use log, it was obvious Bob had been sandbagging up a storm: posting daily from work on his "Notorious B.O.B. in da hizzouse" blog and spending an inordinate amount of time on midgetporn.com.

by Nicholas D December 23, 2007

sandbagger

In paintball a person or team of a higher level plays as a lower level team to win. Such as an Amature team playing a novice event.

"You fucking sandbagging pussys cant win any amature events so you have to play with us."

by Andrew Orde February 12, 2005

golden sandals

When a chick is giving a blow job she starts urinating on your feet.

"Dude, i was getting head from some chick and all of a sudden she starting giving me golden sandals!"

by bradog August 25, 2006

Sandbag boobs

A girls who appears to have a decent looking rack, but when she takes off her top they're actually droopy, shapeless, flacid and feel like bags of sand.

That chick had total sandbag boobs man, I made her put her top back on.

She had sandbag boobs, I totally lost my horn.

Don't go there man, she's got sandbag boobs.

by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

sandbaggin son of a bitch

n; a person proficient in the art of bullshitting or embellishing in regard to a personal story. The story usually has to do with sexual escapades and/or improbable meetings with famous peoples.

A.
Person 1: Seamus, did I tell you about the time I motorboated Laura Bush?
Person 2: You sandbaggin son of a bitch!

B.
Let me tell you, that Seamus is a real sandbaggin son of a bitch!

by Jimmy the Geek October 17, 2006

persian sandman

Whence one receives oral sex on the beach, ejaculates into the givers face, and then slams their head into the sand.

Willie gave his a girlfriend a persian sandman and now she is itchy and sticky.

by Double B April 2, 2004

sandbar

The area between the dick and the ass. Also referred to as the grundle or gooch.

Please fondle my sandbar.

by Jared April 16, 2003