Salty Marius

Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride

P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS

by pussydestroyer112 March 28, 2017

Salty Weber

masculine form of salty bitch. Term used to describe someone who is bitter or angry about something.

When John gets drunk, he becomes a salty weber.

by uber great August 26, 2007

salty molly

Noun: Someone who has a little more edge to their personality than they should, and is not afraid to show it.

Dave gives his girlfriend a lot of shit about this and that, he's being a real salty molly.

by The Return of the Macks November 17, 2017

That's pretty salty

That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Sweet. That puts hair on my balls.

This phrase pretty much describes anything that looks, seems, or is cool in any way, shape, or form.

That's pretty salty.

by Little Brown Brother December 9, 2010

Salty Shellfish

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.

Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Salty Norman

The Salty Norman is a sex act in which a man (or woman) cuts open a man's penis with a rusty razor blade, and sprinkles salt into the man's open gash.

It is WIDELY considered to be VERY sexy in France.

It's time for a Salty Norman!

by Jurek_11 July 22, 2011

salty meatball

When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth

We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball

by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013