Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.

Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.

by ]terrydactly September 8, 2018

Online Safety Act

See mental retardation.

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.

by Esquivalience July 30, 2025

Safety Pin

Safety Pin is the name for our favorite baka. He’s hot. Everyone simp for him. He’s gay too.

Everyone: Safety Pin is hot
Safety pin: thanks I know

by TotallyNotSafetypin June 5, 2021

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"

Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.

by Laura400 December 10, 2007