Saddam Clause

The false reasoning that it is okay to commit the perceived lesser evil of violating the principles of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, national sovereignty, and/or international/federal/state/local laws to eliminate a perceived greater evil, regardless of the consequences.

The United States invoked the Saddam Clause to invade Iraq.

by OneBrokeGuy December 27, 2011

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

saddle time

Time spent sitting on the toilet for purposes of poopin.

I'll see you in a bit, I had the Taco Bell value menu lunch and I need some saddle time.

by Some_Comedian April 23, 2018

Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018

Saddleslip

The acutely painful taint punch delivered to an unfortunate perineum, that happens after "falling off the top," during intercourse performed in the "Cowgirl" position or any of it's variations. Also occurs as a result of misplacing oneself during a lap dance.

OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE STRIP CLUB:

Stripper #1; "Oh my god this g-string is fucking killing me tonight."
Stripper #2 "Why?"
Stripper #3 "She 'prolly got a pogoed falling on someone's lap."

Stripper #! "I wish, I was on top last night and took a rugged saddleslip!"

by Ghostgrrl&B3457b0y May 28, 2018

sadayshia

down to earth not friendly doesn't give a fuck about other peoples opinion WHAT SO EVER !!

sadayshia doesnt give a fuck !!!

by daetherealest November 24, 2018

saddawgboi

Serves as a noun or an adjective used to name or describe someone who is being really lame.

Ex. 1 Mark was being such a saddawgboi today.

Ex. 2 I’m a having a real saddawgboi day.

by boyyO February 7, 2019