runster

A runster is a cool, totally rad person who runs; for fun, fitness, weight loss - it don't matter. Long distances, short distances, slow or fast running in it's pureness.

That runster just finished a 5k. Impressive that runster is.

by The Running Dude February 12, 2014

runs good

In a private purchase of a car, a way to say that the car looks like crap but still runs.

“It’s got rust but it sure runs good.”

by Nativebuckeye June 4, 2018

Mephisto runs

The condition of having three or more loose or liquid bowel movements per day eating particularly spicy food, usually Mexican.

"Niels and I ordered the Pizza Mexicana at Kimo Pizzeria, and now we're both on some serious Mephisto Runs!"

by djjazzyjeff November 20, 2013

the kenyan runs

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive

Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs

by Ro Ro June 30, 2007

She runs like sonic

Someone (female) who's short but runs fast like sonic

Khadiza's mile time is 8min 36sec, but she's less than 5 feet! She runs like sonic!

Oh man look at that midget go! She runs like sonic!

by Alfonzo Anal July 31, 2016

The Runs

A liquidy substance that comes out the butt.

i usually get the runs when i eat sour cream.

i got the runs yesterday.

by 84574895 January 20, 2009

As Blood Runs Black

A fucking hardcore metalcore band, which cool kids listen to, and usually the people who listen to ABRB hate on shitty bands like the Jonas Buttsex Brothers,
ahha.

i agree with the other definition guy.
the other other definition is gay.

Me:
Yo, Dude I just came from listening to Before the Break of Dawn!

Friend:
Shit dude, what band?

Me:
As blood runs black nigguh!

Friend:
Oh hell yeah they kick ass!

by PussyLoverrrr March 15, 2009