African Vagina Roulette

Noun.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'

This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.

The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.

Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??

by God McJesus February 19, 2009

russian roulette

A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.

The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.

Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Serbian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon.

Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Serbian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I don't loose again, last time you guys kicked em in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"

by Sveti Spase May 23, 2009

extension roulette

The act of dialing multiple phone extension numbers to find someone who answers or can be of help, either within a company or calling in to the company.

Everyone must have been on lunch. I had to play extension roulette to get an answer.

by iraman March 9, 2008

Pothole Roulette

When driving along roads where it is impossible to avoid all of the potholes, Pothole Roulette is trying to miss the deep ones.

Common in the UK.

Sue: What happened to your tyre dude?
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.

by roynotmoss July 4, 2010

pill roulette

When you put all of your dad's pills in a bag and take turns in blindly taking them out

John: let's play pill roulette!
Jay: done
John: I got heart meds
Jay: I got 2 endone's
Mum: I got panadol, booooo
Jay: winner

by VonnyEvil April 3, 2016

Daddy Roulette

A Group of Guys/Friends Finish in a cup and mix it together, they find a Host/Girl and impregnate her. She gets a paternity test and can ask only one guy. With a contract

(Due to contract signing she cant ask the other guys for a test.)

Hey lisa wanna play daddy Roulette?

Lisa "sure"

Friends " finish in cup and fill her up"
Doctor:" you pregnant lisa"
Lisa "I think its you Jared"
Test: "Jared is not the Father"
Friends: Yell in Joy.

by Profection November 11, 2018