Black Rooster aye?

When yer heavy choking fur a piece a chicken man

Here mate black rooster aye?

by Jack Bartons belly February 15, 2021

rooster of 3 A.M.

a howler monkey

I would have kept sleeping, if not for the rooster of 3 A.M.

by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy December 4, 2016

Mud Rooster

When engaging in anal sex, if one pulls their penis out, and finds it covered in feces, and starts jerkin it - your penis is transubstantiated into a "Mud Rooster"

A: "Dude, my dick is covered in your poop!" B: "sounds like you're wielding one hell of a mud rooster, bucko"

by gayjoebiden July 28, 2025

Rooster in a coke bottle

"Rooster in a coke bottle" upset, or angry. Feeling rushed or under pressure. "Squeezed" mad. Roosters are generally a protected species, some might call them in Angry Bird. Imagine a Rooster squeezed into a coke bottle, he's pretty upset right. So hence the expression rooster and a coke bottle. when you feel under the gun or squeezed or under pressure, you get a little upset sometimes. Have you ever heard the expression" Running around like a chicken with its head cut off ?"

My boss has me feeling like a rooster in a coke bottle

by Abraham English July 4, 2018

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

Rare Rooster That is Big and Black

pretty self-explanatory, but for more information, look up "big black cock"

"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024