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ron weasely

Harry Potter's ass servant
Harry: Go fetch my wand for me, Ron Weasely!
Ron: O-ok, Potter-kun...
by A Potato-loving Cactus June 9, 2016
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Fat Ron's

a comic nickname for McDonalds. Based on *Ron*ald McDonald, and the fact that eating too many makes you fat!
Man, I'm hanging out for a burger - Fat Ron's?
by ms. homage September 7, 2007
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Classic Ron

Think of something impossibly stupid, something you couldn't imagine a normal person being dumb enough to do. Then imagine Ron attempting that feat, only to fail epicly or not even give it a try. This is 2013... fax machines have been around for over 30 years, this isn't rocket surgery. If you have a question, just ask google... it won't get pissed at you for being an idiot.
Ron: " Hey, how do you insert a picture in this email"
Me: "It's that button on your email that says insert picture"
Ron: "Huh?"
Me: "This is f*ckin hopeless"
Adam: "That's Classic Ron for ya"
by Ezekiel Knightwagon June 28, 2013
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dirty ron

where you take a shit and a piss into a bottle then you shake it up. After it is into a liquid form you go up behind someone then shank them the take the bottle and shove it up there ass then tip them over
hahah i just dirty ronned... RON
by MARKK December 15, 2006
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Ron Weasley

A girl sitting on a boy's head screaming BLOODY HELL, while on her period. Thus making their hair red like RON WEASLEY.
Since it's that time of the month, I think I might try the Ron Weasley with my boyfriend.
by Trexlex March 21, 2012
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double-a-ron

a name you can call any a-hole named Aaron who might have a tiny prick or just act like one, you know...like one as small as a AA battery.
Receptionist- how do you spell that?
Aaron (the prick)- Double "A" Ron
Receptionist- like the battery? huh.
by ThisBirdHasFlown April 6, 2005
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Uncle Ron

I'm about to push off with Uncle ron, you down?
by jtryptamine November 11, 2003
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