“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
Get the rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geesemug. Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.
"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"
by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020
Get the rectal ragemug. by Rahula June 30, 2015
Get the rectal virginitymug. Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.
by zaharie June 5, 2019
Get the Rectal Arrangementmug. When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.
by truthBtold December 15, 2014
Get the rectal knobbingmug. When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017
Get the Rectal Raisinmug. The name you give a guy's dick if he fucks you in the ass and then pulls out, after which you take a shit.
God, I was so constipated last night, and then John and I buttfucked, and boy, was his dick a rectal plunger! I took a huge shit right on his face!
by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014
Get the rectal plungermug.