Rash

A group of men. We can speak of a herd of elephants, a gaggle of geese, and a rash of men.

Rashes are irritating and persistent; sometimes they are just a mild annoyance, other times, they can be life threatening.

“I don’t want to go to that club. There’s always a rash of men at the bar.”

by DeeBee1967 November 19, 2017

Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020

plane rash

Flying back in economy feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Person A: Hey, have you flow long-haul from New York to Abu Dhabi before?
Person B: Yeah! It was so bad it gave me crazy plane rash!

by MountainDave January 17, 2019

tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.

that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night

by the tache-less December 21, 2010

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

by Road rasher August 13, 2023

scale rash

a boy that gets a rash from too much male dick in their ear

man i have a really bad scale rash from a couple nights ago

by just gotta September 5, 2017

Rash

That thing you say it is, when you know it's really herpes.

P1: "Whoa Peggy-Sue, what're those red bumps around your honeypot?
P2: "Oh Jimmy, that's just a little rash - totally harmless! Wanna taste the honey?"
P3: Breaks out in song..."Oh baby youuu, you got a diseeaase...and you say its just a rash, but its all up in your a**. Ohhh baby youuu...!!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018