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Shred to Bronze ratio 

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.
By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.
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Kill/Death Ratio Whore 

A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know

In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.

Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01
Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!
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l + ratio 

Mainly used when people don't agree with your opinion.

Overused and annoying too.
Person 2: l + ratio

(SORRY IDK WHAT TO WRITE)
l + ratio by tybzm March 6, 2022

Roulette Ratio 

The ratio of people jerking off to people not jerking off on chat roulette. Usually quiet high.
Dude, the Roulette Ratio was so high last night. I swear i saw more cock than face.

The roulette ratio was about 50:50
Roulette Ratio by The One And Lonely December 14, 2010

Brennan Ratio 

A mans Brennan Ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.
Man 1: "Dude, my Brennan Ratio is off the scale"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"
Brennan Ratio by Dr. Bonana July 14, 2012

Cum ratio 

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.
Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.
Cum ratio by Cummaster September 8, 2013

Poon ratio 

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place
Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"