wild queef

When you step on an NYC subway train with a homeless dude who shit himself.

Unfortunate Man: IT smells like wild queef in this bitch

by clubpenguinwaslit December 9, 2018

Watery Queef

A bubbly fart from vagina

I made a watery queef last night and it felt weird.

by Dildoqueefer69 December 2, 2013

explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.

"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"

by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014

Song queef

When you hardcore blurt out the wrong song lyrics to a song when it comes on

I song queefed that 90s song during our sing a long

by Waredjilliams August 24, 2018

fishy queef

The act of queefing in Prezzo when eating with your family

Crikey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair has done a fishy queef

by Bumfart March 21, 2017

sleepy queef

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness

While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef

by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016

Queef Tickle

When the female species farts from her vaginal region and it stimulates a synthetic orgasm/ random burst of excitement

I thought i made her climax but it was really just a queef tickle!

by ChuckMaster87 January 7, 2017